First off, this is my first post of 2025, and I'm worried that all you'll notice is the fact that this is also not the follow-up to the...

I recently went to the penis museum. I have feelings.

Barack Obama gave a speech at the DNC  last week that included a little dick joke aimed at Donald Trump. He said something about Trump’s...

Back in the days when I was a nanny, I met a little kid at the park. After I agreed to push him on the swings, he said to me, "You're...

One of my favorite books in my personal collection is Forbidden Erotica. The true story of the creation of the book begins in the 1980's...

The Erotic Library of Mrs. X is technically a side project, but for me, it feels like a deeper relationship. The work I do for the Erotic...

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